第863章 这位兄弟,你让下座吧(第2页)
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“果然是个大美女啊!”
“这老情人见面,肯定得叙叙旧啊。”
“来来来,我做主,你俩坐一起,好好聊一聊。”
王磊一指林漠,笑道:“这位兄弟,你让下位置好不好?”
林漠皱起眉头,这王磊到底是装傻还是真傻,故意找事?
许半夏则拉住林漠的手:“不好意思,这是我老公!”
“他就应该坐在我旁边!”
周林眼中闪过一道精芒,死死盯着林漠,仿佛有深仇大恨似的。
王磊瞥了林漠一眼:“这是你老公?”
“啧啧,我看着怎么不像呢?”
“大美女,你是怎么想的啊?”
“你怎么放弃了周兄弟这种青年才俊,找了这么一个货色啊?”
四周众人都哄笑起来。
周采儿立马道:“何止呢?”
“这还是个上门女婿!”
“不是他娶的许半夏,是许半夏娶的他!”
此言一出,全场再次哗然。
王磊瞪大了眼睛:“哎哟喂,不会吧?”
“我你大爷的,我还看走眼了呢?”
“没想到你其貌不扬的,还能吃软饭呢?”
“啧啧,这世道真是变了啊!”
“周兄弟,你说对不对啊?”
周林面色冰冷,他突然道:“半夏,你怎么会找了这么一个人?”
“这肯定不是你的主意,肯定是你父母逼你的,对不对?”
“半夏,你跟他离婚,你现在就跟他离婚!”
“我娶你!”