第60章 不打手心,打屁股(第2页)
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就他妈上头!
“哪有。”叶尊“强行辩驳”道,“之前…爸爸在跟妈妈谈事情,不是有太爷爷陪着你们吗?”
江白瘪嘴,“那好嘛,原谅你了。”
叶尊有些不好意思了,这儿子…
江雅笑眯了眼睛,开启夸赞模式,“粑粑你好帅哦!”
“我以后也要找一个像你这么帅的老公!”
叶尊:“……”
才三岁就老公?
叶尊刚想说什么,江雅突然像是想起来了什么似的,突然特别委屈的嘴巴一瘪,“粑粑,刚才汐汐凶我!”
江芸汐顿时惊呆了,她的乖女儿居然跟叶尊告状!
叶尊一愣,汐汐?
嗯,这个称呼很可爱。
叶尊立马问道,“妈妈怎么凶你了?是不是你不听话?”
叶尊还是站江芸汐的…
“才没有。”江雅瘪嘴,“我要找你,她凶我不准哭,说你要去工作了。”
“哦。”叶尊继续帮江芸汐开脱,“妈妈怎么舍得凶你,肯定是雅雅的错觉,妈妈是心疼你。”
江雅哼了一声,抱起自己的玛卡巴卡,委屈了,“粑粑偏心!”
叶尊:“……”
完了,这完美好丈夫,好爸爸,有点不好当…
叶尊想了想,立马又道,“爸爸话还没说完,妈妈是大人,大人凶小孩确实不对,但妈妈是着急,这样好不好,爸爸帮你罚妈妈。”
江雅一听顿时笑开了花,问道,“要怎么罚麻麻?”
叶尊眼眸凝了凝,很耐心的哄着江雅,“嗯…打手心好不好?”
江雅笑,特高兴的道,“不打手心,打屁股!”
江芸汐:“………”
叶尊:“………”
宋婷快笑死了,江雅这小丫头绝壁的神助攻,绝绝子啊!
叶尊眼眸缓缓发沉,啧…
打屁股…